Zack Sheldon

Nicknames: Ashley, Ladyfingers, Secret,
Glitterpuppy

Class: 2015

Major: “Math and Science”-y shit

Hometown: Washington, DC

High School: Edmund Burke High School

Height: 5’11″

Origin: An enthusiast of both round and flat objects, he discovered frisbee one day on a heat-addled walkabout on the barren plains of the Gobe. As his dehydration grew, he began to throw with some bros on the sideline, immediately mastering all throws until his almighty glory imploded, leaving the still fiery empty husk of a body behind.