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Nikhil Kalathil

Nikhil is an undercover spy sent by the Indian government to infiltrate the sport of Ultimate Frisbee. Posing as an Americanized, forgotten-his-roots Indian-American, he parties, kisses girls (lol jk) occasionally gets B’s, and wears form-fitting clothing. Each night he prays to his many-gods after his roommate has fallen asleep, tears in his eyes, stifling his choking sobbing, wishing to go home to cricket, aloo gobi, and being able to put his women in their rightful place.

He is regretful and missing the kamal colored skies and the sad bleating of cows, but he is grateful for the opportunity to hone his body and someday put India on the Olympic map.

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  1. Nikhil permalink
    April 29, 2012 10:51 pm

    I am so, so funny.

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